Want to work with me?
Here are some opportunities.

🏆 The Golden Pothole Award!

Submit a photo and description of your most despised Cincinnati pothole for a chance to win a $20 gift card and a featured article on this website!

Potential Category Ideas: “Most Avoided Pothole” / “Best Supporting Crack” / “Lifetime Achievement in Neglect” / “Method Acting as a Sinkhole” / “Most Likely to Eat a Tire” / “Worst First Impression (Gateway Pothole)” / “Biggest Betrayal (Looks Fine… Isn’t)”

Feel free to invent your own category. Judgment will boil down to cleverness of category/name/description. Multiple entries per person are more than welcome. Email your photos and descriptions to ben116@mail.harvard.edu

Deadline: June 1st, 2026

🎨 Caricature Contest!

Submit a caricature of your favorite celebrity.
Email your image to ben116@mail.harvard.edu
Deadline: March 7th, 2026

✍️ Poem Contest!

I’m seeking poems that celebrate creativity and inventive thinking. All formats are welcome.
Email your poem to ben116@mail.harvard.edu
Deadline: February 13th, 2026